Greetings Great Lord King,

When my school had announced that we are trying to persuade you to travel from your great kingdom of Maine to our humble shire of Sussex.  All of the towns folk have gone into a Stephen King craze.  The towns folk are going to great measure to gain thy presence.  From a book drive the results have been substantial and we have received many of your greatest manuscripts. 

Even though I myself am not the least bit interested in the stories of thy making I would greatly desire for you to come to us and this great ordeal.  Please come.

Colby

PS: If you commit I shall give you a bottle of our greatest milk.