Dear Stephen King,

Please come to Sussex Regional High School.  You’re the best living writer. You can write novels like a productions line and each one is a masterpiece.  It would be great to learn about your writing styles and strategies.  The entire school could learn a thing or two from you.  You probably think that there are an infinite number of small towns, and Sussex is just another one of them, but we’re trying harder than anyone to get you to come and we’re just a few hours drive away.  In fact, we’re having a Stephen King book drive.  Myself, I have sixteen novels.  My favourite is a first edition of “The Shining”.

So once again, please come.

Sincerely,

David